As much guff as I give to Huffington Post, it has some good writers who visit once in awhile. Jimmy Kimmel's Jonathan Bines is such an asset, writing the " first comprehensive
Republican-to-English dictionary".
Example:
Warming (Global): An anomalous, anthropogenic increase in the earth's atmospheric and oceanic temperatures that isn't happening.
Welfare: A government program to distribute Cadillacs to unwed mothers.
Yes: (no translation available)
Of course, Mr. Bines is referring to our American conservative cousins. We have our own wacked-out brand of conservaspeak in our neck of the woods. Any contributions to a Conservative-to-English dictionary?
2 comments:
Economic Action Plan ad blitz = a snow job on taxpayer’s dime
Prorogue parliament = something to do when you want to tell Canadians to f*ck off, while you plan your next destruction of a Canadian value, can also be used when you can't take the heat from opposition.
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