Toronto mayor changes his name from Rob Fat Fuck Ford to the more elegant Rob Fucking Ford. Comes out long enough from behind his six-year-old daughter's skirts to abuse 911 dispatchers.

"What? You talkin' to me?  You callin' me a 'fat fuck'? I'm Rob Fucking Ford, bitches!"

The more this story grows, the more it sheds true light on Toronto's abusive, porcine mayor. For all the typical Ford blowhardship and cowardice, Rob Ford is just another Conservative in wolf's clothing.

He's not a very nice man, either. Methinks the Conservative War on the CBC - and Ford's 911 dispatchers - has hit rock bottom. Here is the very elite, most entitled Mr. Mayor to the hard-working men and women of Toronto's life saving 911 squad:

“You … bitches! Don’t you fucking know? I’m Rob fucking Ford, the mayor of this city!”

Asshole.

905, you owe 416 big time.

UPDATE I: Here's the video of the entire Marg Delahunty/Rob Ford smackdown (thanks Alison). Marg's advice to Mayor Ford, "You gotta get a bit of guts. I dunno know, I thought he was a much gutsier kind of fellow than that."

UPDATE II: Despite a tape spreading like wildfire throughout the police service of the incident, a source within the police service downplays the language and abusive nature of Rob Ford's conduct. Expect a lot more of this. Even if the tape becomes public, Sun Media et al. will work overtime to deny its existence. Reality? That's a liberal bias.