You can always trust Jane Taber to be the model of journalism. Modern journamalism, that is. You know, anonymous sources, cloying coverage of conservatism, condescending dismissals of everything else, Maureen Dowdish overuse of cutesy words to make a point and plenty of dubious claims that resemble neither fact nor reality. That's my Jane Taber in a nutsack.
It all comes together in this hagiographic piece on saint Candice Hoeppner, the Conbot who destroyed the Liberal party with only her wits, a compass, and a box of matches. It's a marvelous tale of 'death', 'killing', 'shots' 'near-fatal blows' 'loads' and 'reloads' and well, you get the picture. It goes on an on like this in every increasing inanity.
And just look at that heroic photo of Candice looking off to the horizon like Christie Blatchford celebrating her feast of Layton! Joan of Arc and Sarah Palin, eat your hearts out!
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H/T: @CanadianCynic
2 comments:
And it's all fiction! It lives in the imagination of both Candy "getchergun" Hoeppner and Janie!
Yeah, Candy collapsed the Liberal vote with her kill the long gun registry about as much as Mulcair boosted the NDP vote in La Belle Province. Such egos!
She is not a REAL Canadian. No little Canadian flag pin, no flag flying in the distance, not showing her wedding ring. I mean really...they left out so many Conservative symbols in this photograph I wonder if it is real? *snark*
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