Wicked Caption Writing Person at Globe & Mail goes viral

These celebrity photo captions from the Globe & Mail drip snark, most with an Occupy Wall Street twist. They've ignited a Twitter frenzy and with good reason.

A couple of samples:

"Occupy this, losers," Chris Albrecht, the super-wealthy president/CEO of a major Hollywood production company, says while attending a premiere with his taller, younger, way better looking wife in Los Angeles last week.

Selena Gomez, attending the premiere of "The Thing," is delighted by Eli Roth's discourse on how power belongs to those who control the means of production. You'd be good at feigning interest, too, if you were dating Justin Bieber.